axolotl9: (vulture)
2008-01-21 04:45 pm
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bad headline of the day

spotted on cnn.com:

Hillary's state funeral under way

of course, it's about Sir Edmund Hillary, but given its juxtaposition opposite the top story on the presidential primaries...
axolotl9: ("gas mask")
2006-07-12 11:42 am
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idiotic journalists

so the headline on CNN.com's article about the Mumbai train bombings speaks of "timers hidden in pencils."

No, you idiots. "Pencil timers" are thin-walled metal tubes containing two kinds of acids which will cause an exothermic reaction when combined. Usually, these acids are contained in thin glass ampules separated by a bit of copper (the copper's thickness can be varied to vary the time it takes for the acids to eat through it and combine). To activate the timer, you pinch the tube to break the glass, setting the acids free. Then you walk away unobtrusively to avoid getting caught.

However, given the precision with which the bombs were coordinated, I seriously doubt that the bombs were activated using pencil timers, and that the presence of said timers is a bit of a red herring.
axolotl9: ("gas mask")
2006-01-26 01:26 pm
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The news, such as it is

So the Palestinian people have spoken, and apparently they prefer the folks who encourage other folks to blow themselves up, preferably taking more folks of the "not us" variety with them. :P . Isn't Hamas/Izzedine el Qassam the Middle East equivalent of Sinn Fein/IRA? (On the bright hand, they did have around a 77% voter turnout. What's the US average? 40%?) How ... useful?

Speaking of news, this site was recently returned to my attention and I thought I'd share with y'all. Funny, expecially if one has worked in any sort of print media.

And I have Firefox and TurboTax working again! (insert Python-esque "yay" as heard in MPatHG)