i'm surely going to hell for this

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	41
Your crime	Failing to establish literary merit in your Harry/Draco/Ron/Seamus/Hagrid/Dobby/Bart Simpson circle jerk fic.
Who reported you	seaskyclay
Your fate	Back the next day on one of your many sockpuppet accounts.